Well, today is a huge day at the Gohring household. I received the following e-mail yesterday.(recreated in it's entirety for your review.)
From: Mr.Louis Mike
Sent: November 02, 2010 9:33 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Notice
Your e-mail address have been Chosen by The 2010 SENATE HOUSE. You Have won ATM
Card Value of $1,800,000 USD in cash.
Send your Full Names
Occupation,
Addres,
Age,
Cell phone,
Fax Number,
Country,
Regards,
Mr.Louis Mike
info@globallogistics-courier.tk
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the sender and delete it. Since its integrity cannot be guaranteed,
its content cannot involve the sender's responsibility. Any misuse,
any disclosure or publication of its content, either whole or partial,
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So, it appears, my dear friends, that I will be quitting my job and living the sweet life with my $1.8 million ATM card, courtesy of my friends at the Senate House. You see how quickly things change once the congress is no longer controlled by the Dems? Well, here's to you losers who will still be working. Me?, I'm walking on Easy Street, although I kinda wonder why Mr. Mike is apparently located in Tokelau, but I bet that means that the money will come to me tax-free. Woo-hoo!!!
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Oh no, I just read the provisions at the bottom regarding publication. Shoot, I hope that doesn't disqualify me from the $$$.
I got an email identicle to that about 2 years ago.(Funny that it was really IDENTICLE) I am sorry to say nothing came of it, but better luck to you mate. :D
Make sure you hit a few different ATMs to withdraw the money. I don't think the one at your local Texas First branch has 1.8 million in their machine.
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