Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Interesting News Item You Might Have Missed.

You might have missed this article, but fortunately you have me to keep you up to date on these important news events. What I found interesting was the fact that the poor woman is beating on the pipes for three weeks, day and night, and what do her neighbors do? They start a petition to get the pipe-banging to stop.

Friday, November 05, 2010



Well, barring some unforeseen circumstances this weekend, it is actually going to happen. Papa Steve is going to hit 50 on Monday. A lot has happened in this last half-century. On the day I was born JFK was elected the 35th President in a close election defeating then-VP Richard Nixon. Since then we have seen the civil rights movement, the race to space, the Cuban missile crisis, the decline of communism, and the invention of the internet by Al Gore. That pretty much sums up the last 5 decades I think.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Well, today is a huge day at the Gohring household. I received the following e-mail yesterday.(recreated in it's entirety for your review.)

From: Mr.Louis Mike
Sent: November 02, 2010 9:33 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Notice

Your e-mail address have been Chosen by The 2010 SENATE HOUSE. You Have won ATM
Card Value of $1,800,000 USD in cash.

Send your Full Names
Occupation,
Addres,
Age,
Cell phone,
Fax Number,
Country,

Regards,
Mr.Louis Mike
info@globallogistics-courier.tk
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This message and its attachments are strictly confidential. If you are
not the intended recipient of this message, please immediately notify
the sender and delete it. Since its integrity cannot be guaranteed,
its content cannot involve the sender's responsibility. Any misuse,
any disclosure or publication of its content, either whole or partial,
is prohibited, exception made of formally approved use
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So, it appears, my dear friends, that I will be quitting my job and living the sweet life with my $1.8 million ATM card, courtesy of my friends at the Senate House. You see how quickly things change once the congress is no longer controlled by the Dems? Well, here's to you losers who will still be working. Me?, I'm walking on Easy Street, although I kinda wonder why Mr. Mike is apparently located in Tokelau, but I bet that means that the money will come to me tax-free. Woo-hoo!!!